Privacy Policy

Last updated: July 27, 2026

This policy explains what information Absurd Tools ("we", "the site") does and does not collect. In short: the tools themselves are private, and any data collection comes only from standard analytics and advertising described below.

The tools run in your browser

Every tool on this site performs its work locally in your web browser using JavaScript. Text, numbers, files, or other values you enter into a tool are processed on your device and are never transmitted to us or to any server. We do not see, log, or store the content you put into a tool.

Cookies and local storage

The site may store small preferences (such as a chosen option in a tool) in your browser's local storage. These stay on your device. Third-party services described below may set their own cookies.

Analytics

We may use privacy-respecting analytics to understand aggregate traffic — for example, which tools are popular. This data is aggregated and does not identify you personally.

Advertising

We may display ads from third-party advertising partners, such as Google AdSense. These partners may use cookies or similar technologies to serve ads based on your prior visits to this and other websites.

• Third-party vendors, including Google, use cookies to serve ads based on your visits to this site and others.
• Google's use of advertising cookies enables it and its partners to serve ads to you. You can opt out of personalized advertising by visiting Google Ads Settings.
• You can learn about opting out of third-party vendor cookies at aboutads.info/choices.

Children's privacy

This site is not directed at children under 13 and does not knowingly collect personal information from them.

Changes to this policy

We may update this policy from time to time. The "last updated" date above reflects the most recent change.

Contact

Questions about this policy can be sent through the contact method listed on our about page.